Point of You

Rather, point of view

Say you could “slice” time into vertical units, like 24 hours, or 1 week or 1 year. Let’s take 1 unit of 24 hours.

On that day:

A robot in Shanghai activates 12 larger robots to negotiate improved working conditions with human bosses.

132 hamsters break free of their cages in a Portuguese passenger plane and storm the cabin. The plane is grounded for four-day hamster search.

U.S. hens try to hatch golf balls.

Domino's Pizza UK launches its first-ever eau de toilette. Called Eau de Passion, it was inspired by its Pepperoni Passion pizza.

Mrs. Evangeline Harris bakes the world’s tallest cake or thinks she has.

On another day:

Twelve thousand humans, alongside dozens of humanoid robots, are scheduled to compete in a half-marathon in Beijing.

Bipedal robots from Tesla, Boston Dynamics and 1X will have to have a human-inspired appearance and be able to move on two legs.

Dimitri’s home gets blown apart in the Ukraine.

World leaders opine in measured, useless rhetoric.

Little Johnny hits a home run for the first time.

A 10-month-old fire station in Stadtallendorf, Germany burns to the ground due to lack of fire alarm.

Susie gets her first period.

A sinkhole 20 feet wide swallows Jeff Bush, as he sleeps in Seffner, Florida, inhaling Jeff and his bedroom, too.

A guy named Fred falls on his head.

What does this mean?

If you’re Susie, you are scared.

If you’re Miyako in Japan, your children are missing.

If you’re Jeff or Fred, you’re dead.

If you’re Dimitri, your home is gone and so is your Mom.

If you’re Mrs. Evangeline Harris or little Johnny, it’s a great day.