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Jim Cox's avatar

I don’t know which is funnier—boarding a UFO wearing an ostrich sleep mask or using one’s two noses alternately connecting with one’s armpits alternately!

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Judith Hannah Weiss's avatar

Or doing them all at the same time?

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Jim Cox's avatar

Maybe the dual nose/armpit feature is to detect whether the UFO has food on board or not, and if not, then the already overstimulated brain must determine the true meaning of “come on board—we are having you with us for lunch.”👽

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Judith Hannah Weiss's avatar

How about come on board we are having you for lunch?

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Judith Hannah Weiss's avatar

Well, hopefully not🙃

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Jim Cox's avatar

Maybe tomorrow….

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Jim Cox's avatar

Or, how about never? 😉

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Jim Cox's avatar

In Traverse City, Michigan, an historic tavern called “Sleder’s Tavern” has a permanent sign up behind the bar. It says, “Free Beer Tomorrow”!

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Nicki Peasley's avatar

I really love that ostrich sleep pillow… leave it to brilliant you to find the humor in the human condition!

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CLE's avatar

OH....MY....., you've outdone yourself this time J. I scrolled past sleeping-pillow-head-person and then got walloped with the 2 nose factoid. Not to say that I didn't believe you, but .... I HAD to look it up. And to my surprise, not fake news!

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